Grace Daly

He sits across the laminated desktop from me, explaining concepts (in e x c r u c i a t i n g detail) my résumé clearly shows I already understand:

Kaizen Industrial Engineering Agile

SCRUM Continuous Improvement

Optimization Lean 6 Sigma Fail Fast

I thank him for the lesson. I smile earnestly.

Then, I continuously improve my jaw so it unhinges like a snake’s and swallow him whole, my colon optimizing him until he is his leanest, most efficient self:

A piece of shit.